Naruto Christmas Songs

Akatsuki Jingle bells
Dashing through the clouds,
which are really, scary shrouds,
Kicking Pein as we go
because I hate him so
Tobi starts to smile
Hidan says something vile
Kakuzu wonders whether or not I’m carrying any dough

OH
Jingle bells Kisame smells
just like my cat’s breath
Deidara grunts, Sasori punts
his granny to her death, HEY!

Jingle bells, Zetsu gels
straight into the wall.
Konan cries,
“What’s wrong with you guys?!”
While Itachi pines for eyes!!


God rest ye (SPOILERS!!!!)


God rest you dear Kakashi-kun,
and dear Jiraiya too.
I promise to dismember
the ninja who killed you.
I hope I make it painful
because I hate him so,
Oh Pain, I wish you would go, out in the snow
so I can watch you freeeeze, you know.


Deck the halls (TenTen style)
Deck the walls with targets and dummies
Falalala lalalala
See if you can hit their tummies
Falalalalalalalala
My aim is perfect, from my hand
Falalalalalalalala
Unless there’s a hussy with her fan
FALALALALA BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH!

Oh come all ye

Oh, come, all ye fangirls,
Drooling like you’re rabid,
Oh come, ye oh come ye to Konoha.
Come in your masses
Screaming and a-shreiking:
“Oh come let us adore them,
Oh come let us adore them,
Oh come let us adore those
Naruto guys!”